"I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years bad luck, -- PWR2LZ 02/08/2018 3:10PM
"I'm afraid of widths." ** -- DJ Golf 02/08/2018 12:39PM
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory... -- Burke Hokie 02/08/2018 09:57AM
"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. -- WestEndHokie39 02/08/2018 09:47AM
Last night someone came into my house and stole everything -- HokieMacDaddy 02/08/2018 09:42AM
I lost a buttonhole ** -- BJ Slade 02/08/2018 09:20AM
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it ** -- No1Hokie 02/08/2018 06:53AM
I once put a humidifier & a dehumidifier in a room & let them fight it out. -- HokieinTampa 02/08/2018 06:23AM
I spilled spot remover on my dog... now he's gone. ** -- HokieinTampa 02/08/2018 06:21AM
All search parties are surprise parties. ** -- HokieZ 02/08/2018 12:42AM
I scheduled an MRI to find out if I'm claustrophobic. -- HokieZ 02/08/2018 12:45AM
Everywhere is walking distance if you have enough time. -- Late 80s Hokie 02/07/2018 10:09PM
Beautiful Chinese woman. -- Will Stewart
02/08/2018 12:22AM
You and I watched the same HBO special when we were in High School -- Late 80s Hokie 02/08/2018 07:35AM
It would surprise me if a few of those really came from him -- Tafkam Hokie 02/07/2018 9:23PM
Yeah, a few are more "Motivational Poster" sayings, and that definitely -- Late 80s Hokie 02/08/2018 07:55AM
Couldn't think of a good way to describe it -- Tafkam Hokie 02/08/2018 09:55AM
Actually, I recognize a lot of them as being from him. -- Will Stewart
02/08/2018 12:21AM
I once put instant coffee in the microwave... -- WestyHokie 02/07/2018 9:21PM
Tell them you will call them to explain it later -- Tafkam Hokie 02/07/2018 9:24PM
And you don't know when... -- hokeeron1 02/08/2018 09:46AM
You can't have everything . . -- RichwebHokie 02/07/2018 9:10PM
There is a fine line between fishing and .... -- HokieDan95 02/07/2018 8:58PM
Genius ** -- BioVTjunkie 02/07/2018 8:49PM
...he should have won an Oscar for his work in Half Baked ** -- chumley 02/07/2018 9:30PM
Guy on the couch was epic ** -- BioVTjunkie 02/07/2018 9:34PM
Was that SW? -- EDGEMAN 02/07/2018 9:40PM
Lol ** -- BioVTjunkie 02/07/2018 9:42PM